Get A Load Of This Winner From New Jersey Who Beat The Piss Out Of Her Man In A Trailer Park

NJ – EGG HARBOR TOWNSHIP — A 28-year-old Egg Harbor Township woman was arrested after beating a man with a baseball bat in the street Thursday afternoon, police said. Jenny Dalton was taken into custody after police arrived at Norms-Dale Mobile Park on Ocean Heights Avenue just after 1:30 p.m. The victim, a 37-year-old Pleasantville man, had obvious signs of injury, police said. He refused medical treatment.

See, here’s the deal. I like New Jersey. I spend my Summers down the shore. The Camden Aquarium is great sans the Camden part. The gravitational force from Chris Christie’s fupa keeps the ocean tides in check. All good things. But then there’s part of the armpit state no literate man should want to visit. And this thing is straight out of those swamps of New Jersey. Jenny’s got a drug habit, chest tats and lives in a trailer park. She’s a Hep-C diagnosis away from hitting for the Jerseytrash Cycle. Damn shame she couldn’t beat that extra chromosome off herself.

Props to the Pleasantville man for getting beaten like Joe Pesci and his brother at the end of Casino and still refuses medical treatment. There’s no pain a meth hit by a trashcan fire on the trailer lawn can’t cure.

h/t Dan